curing:

OMG

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

dunflower:

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

corporalbutts:

dasfish:

corporalbutts:

tip: don’t tell your mom you’re dating someone with a face scar because she will automatically assume he’s a James Bond villain.

Omg can you imagine him as a Bond villain tho.

"Nah mistah bahnd. I uh. I expect yah TUH DIE.

Have you evuh thought about oaganizin MI6?”

I LITERALLY READ THAT IN HIS VOICE AND I AM DYING.

And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via pembroke)